Conversations with Micah 03.011

Micah walked up to me right before he got in the tub, leaned in, and whispered in my ear "I'm going to pee on your foot"

Conversations with Micah 03.010

Me: Okay, Micah. Today is Sunday, so that means tomorrow is Monday and you get to go to....

Micah: KANSAS!!

Me: Noooo.....

Micah: Science City?

Me: How about school?

Micah: Oh, okay. School.

Conversations with Micah 03.009

Micah stumbled and put out his hand to steady himself. Unfortunately, he grabbed the trash can instead of the wall and fell a bit more. Then he burst out with this gem:

Mom! I almost fell! That scared Jesus out of me!!

Conversations with Micah 03.008

Me: Micah...do you realize you have two different socks on?

Micah: Yeah! This one, this one.

Conversations with Micah 03.007

I'm bringing my purse in the caaaaaaar! My man purse is coming with me!

Conversations with Micah 03.006

Me: Micah, you need to put your laundry away.
Micah: Ugh! Stupid!
Me: What's stupid?
Micah: Chores are stupid!

Conversations with Micah 03.005

Micah: Mom! I need some crack!
Me: Some what?
Micah: Crack!
Me: Uhhhh.....crackers?
Micah: Yeah!

Conversations with Micah 03.004

Micah was singing along at the Alleluia on mass this morning. Did great on the "Alleluia" part but didn't know the verse. Instead, he sang out "Everybody poop now" (to the tune of Everybody Dance Now)

Conversations with Micah 03.004

I'm working on filling out paperwork for preschool and one of the questions was "What upsets your child?" Since I couldn't think of anything (other than normal 3 year old stuff) I asked Micah what upsets him. His response? "Esther upsets me."

Conversations with Micah 03.003

Me: Did you find another button in the back yard?

Micah: Yup. I'm gonna find a pink one.

Me: A pink one? Where?

Micah: Maybe at Target.

Me: Target?

Micah: No, not Target. I don't know what I'm talking about.

Conversations with Micah 03.002

Me: Micah, why didn't you throw your trash away?

Micah: Because I was busy!

Me: Busy doing what?

Micah: Getting chocolate!

Conversations with Micah 03.001

Me: What is that, Micah?

Micah: It's a froggy!

Me: What's a frog say?

Micah: Frog say....Happy Easter!

Conversations with Micah 02.14

Micah's new favorite movie is Puss in Boots. But he calls it "Boobs". So he will say "I wanna watch Boobs". This especially throws me off when I'm nursing Esther...

Conversations with Micah 02.13

Micah was playing in the curtains...

Me: Whatcha doing, Bug?
Micah: I dunno.
Me: Are you a ghost? Do you say 'Ooooooo'?
Micah: Yeah, I a ghost. Ooooooo I creeeeeepy!

Conversations with Micah 02.12

I came home from the hospital and walked in the door holding Esther wrapped in a blanket. Micah saw me and said "Hi, Mom! What do you have?" I guess we didn't explain the `she will come home too` part very well.

Conversations with Micah 02.11

Me: I'm going to the bathroom and then we're going to get Isaiah from school.
Micah: Okay...good luck!

Conversations with Micah 02.10

I had to repeatedly tell Micah not to touch a huge, creepy spider. He kept going up to look at it and would get really close. I know he's not afraid to pick them up so I finally warned him that the spider might bite him and it would hurt. He looked at me and said "spider kiss my cheek".

No, son. Stay away!

Conversations with Micah 02.09

Micah reached over and stuck his hand down my shirt, then said "I love you boobs"

Conversations with Micah 02.08

I called Mabel a chicken when she ran away from Micah...

Micah: Mommy, you a chicken.
Me: I'm not a chicken!

Micah: You hair a chicken!

Me: My hair is a chicken? Do you know what a chicken is?
Micah: Bok-bok-bok-bok chickaletta!

(This is Chickaletta)

Conversations with Micah 02.07

I went in to the bathroom to shower this morning and Micah followed me in. As soon as he got in the bathroom (where the only lights were on so far) he squeezed his eyes shut and asked "Mommy, where are my eyeballs?"