Conversations with Micah 02.10

I had to repeatedly tell Micah not to touch a huge, creepy spider. He kept going up to look at it and would get really close. I know he's not afraid to pick them up so I finally warned him that the spider might bite him and it would hurt. He looked at me and said "spider kiss my cheek".

No, son. Stay away!

Conversations with Micah 02.09

Micah reached over and stuck his hand down my shirt, then said "I love you boobs"

Conversations with Isaiah 05.007

We were discussing why I give my kids names from the Bible (basically jealousy...how ironic). I said something about my siblings names being Elizabeth, Aaron, Joel and Rebecca.

Isaiah: You forgot one!
Me: No....who'd I miss?
Isaiah: Auntie Beeb!

Conversations with Micah 02.08

I called Mabel a chicken when she ran away from Micah...

Micah: Mommy, you a chicken.
Me: I'm not a chicken!

Micah: You hair a chicken!

Me: My hair is a chicken? Do you know what a chicken is?
Micah: Bok-bok-bok-bok chickaletta!

(This is Chickaletta)

Conversations with Micah 02.07

I went in to the bathroom to shower this morning and Micah followed me in. As soon as he got in the bathroom (where the only lights were on so far) he squeezed his eyes shut and asked "Mommy, where are my eyeballs?"

Conversations with Micah 02.06

9:00 Saturday morning...

Me: Micah, what do you want to watch?
Micah: FOOTBALL!!!!