Conversations with Isaiah 03.023

Me: Its our last night without the baby.
Isaiah: Maybe he will come out tonight.
Me: Yeah, but if he doesn't they're going to give me medicine so he will come out.
Isaiah: They're gonna kick him out!!

Conversations with Isaiah 03.022

Apparently, Isaiah and AnnMarie just used kitty litter in their cookie recipes. Because baking soda = kitty litter.

Baking with a 3 year old

It's a bad idea to leave a 3 year old alone with a bottle of vanilla extract....

Conversations with Isaiah 03.021

(After I told Isaiah he needed to ride his trike closer to the edge of the street...)

Isaiah: Mommy, you're bossy.
Me: I'm your Mom, I'm allowed to be bossy.
Isaiah: Hahahahaha, you're hilarious!

Conversations with Isaiah 03.020

Isaiah: Mommy, is the baby coming out yet?
Me: No, Buddy. He isn't coming yet.
Isaiah: He's a turd!

Poor kid isn't born yet and already his brother is calling him names.

Conversations with Isaiah 03.019

Jeremy: You don't know what you want for dinner.
Isaiah: Yes I do. I want chicken-a-la-king!

Conversations with Isaiah 03.018

Isaiah: Mommy's my favorite.
Me: I'm your favorite what?
Isaiah: Ummm, you're my favorite meanie.